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Dear Elliott. Stop apologizing for everything you do. It’s real dumb.

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No thank you.

No thank you.

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I know I’ve said it before but it bears repeating: Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812 is one of the most exciting, bizarre, inventive, and beautiful musical theatre scores in decades.

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You don’t want the bumpers. Life doesn’t give you bumpers.

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audramcdonaldbelting:

FOUR JEWS IN A ROOM BITCHING

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A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

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Vertigo (1958)

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metropolitanh:

luxfaux:

astrolily:

youthfulfreedom:

This is the cutest

omg

I want 10

😍

metropolitanh:

luxfaux:

astrolily:

youthfulfreedom:

This is the cutest

omg

I want 10

😍

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Hello, I come with letters from Her Majesty Victoria
Who, learning how you’re trading now, sang “Hallelujah, Gloria!”
And sent me to convey to you her positive euphoria
As well as little gifts from Britain’s various emporia.

Her letters do contain a few proposals to your Emperor
Which if, of course, he won’t endorse, will put in her in a temper or,
More happily, should he agree, will serve to keep her placid, or
At least till I am followed by a permanent ambassador.

Her Majesty considers the arrangements to be tentative
Until we ship a proper diplomatic representative.
We don’t foresee that you will be the least bit argumentative,
So please ignore the man-of-war we brought as a preventative.
»The best part of “Please, Hello” from Pacific Overtures (via merrily-we-roll-the-fuck-along)
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iverbz:

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift

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show-lyrics:

Back to Before, Ragtime
request singtoyoujustonemoretime, thanks!

show-lyrics:

Back to Before, Ragtime

request , thanks!

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doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

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omgtsn:

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omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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